She may contain the urge to run away...

earlyhoursenlightenment:

pricklylegs:

These are gold.

Legit, achievable life hacks

amu-baqi:

when you refuse to look at your bank account balances and pretend like everything is ok

Every minute of every day!!

Every minute of every day!!

prettyreckles:

penishole:

I didn’t want my family to judge me so I walked past them with 2 cookies on my plate and 4 in my pockets

HAHA this is me